1. Sonny and Cher open the show with ""All I Ever Need Is You"" and banter about Thanksgiving.2. Italian film director Vente Nove (Sonny) introduces a clip from ""La Dolce Turkey"", his first movie about America.3. Tom performs ""Say You'll Stay Until Tomorrow""4. Cher joins Tom for ""Resurrection Shuffle""5. Newswoman Barbara Nauseous (Cher) reports on a pair of bionic doctors (Shields and Yarnell).6. Cher sings ""Long Distance Love Affair""7. Chastity performs ""What Happens After the Happily Ever After?"" as she introduces a series of sketches based on popular fairy tales. In comedy blackouts, a beautiful princess (Cher) and her frog/prince husband (Tom) grow concerned about their son's (Sonny's) peculiar habits; the Seven Dwarfs debut their new cabaret act in Vegas; and Gepetto (Redd) has a father-to-son chat with Pinocchio (Sonny).8. Sonny and Cher, with daughter Chastity, close the show with ""I Got You Babe""