1. Sonny and Cher open the show with ""Don't Go Breaking My Heart"" and a comedy dialogue.2. ""Mother Goose"" -- Little Bo Peep (Charo) attempts to file a missing person's report on her lost sheep; Cher and Charo are featured in a segment about ""what little girls are made of"", and Sonny orders a bowl of ""peas porridge hot"" from restaurateur Wayne.3. ""The Prisoner"" -- Rocko (Sonny) looks forward to a visit from his girl (Cher).4. Laverne (Cher) and Carol Burnett exchange quips about their bodies.5. Cher sings ""Ain't Misbehavin'""6. Sonny appears as a pilot with a bad case of reverse jetlag.7. ""Borderline Honeymoon"" -- Sonny and Charo play honeymooners in a house having three rooms in three countries, and border guards at each door.8. Sonny and Cher perform a medley of ""Fooled Around and Fell In Love"" and ""Never Gonna Fall In Love Again""9. ""In the Beginning"" -- Wayne tells the story of the very first bank.10. Gunman John Dillinger (Sonny) holds everyone hostage in one of the finest s