Alan and Jane welcome aboard their first ever guests for a night on their brand-new purpose built hotel boat.On arrival the guests enjoy the novelty factor, but Dan and Mardi think that space is too tight, while Jean-Pierre and Sarah are slightly concerned about privacy.The Geanna embarks on her maiden voyage up the Thames. The group pass by some hunks on the shore, sip champagne and get to know the ropes.At dinner the atmosphere is a little lacklustre.Next morning Jane and Alan bicker in the kitchen as they prepare their first ever breakfast on board.