1. Sonny and Cher open the show with ""Got To Get You Into My Life"" and a comedy dialogue.2. ""The Vamps"" -- Cher appears in comedy sketches as the sneaky Mata Hari, the willing-to-please Minnie Mouse, and the sinful Sadie Thompson.3. Britain's King George III (Jim) offers a rebuttal to a Bicentennial Minute.4. Sonny and Cher perform ""Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me""5. Jim is cast as a foreign legionnaire about to abandon the fort.6. Cher sings ""Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)""7. ""The Walnuts"" -- Jim, playing the part of Jim-Boy, joins Sonny and Cher in a musical-comedy takeoff on ""The Waltons.""8. Sonny and Cher close the show with ""I Got You Babe""