Fans of the Week: Ipswich.Score in CHiPS: Zero.Footballer Guest: Ian Rush (Wrexham; ex Liverpool, Juventus etc)On the Phone:-Tony Cottee (Leicester)-Alan Ball (Portsmouth manager)Footballing Phono Nono's1. Merson unsettled again 2. Venables 3. Giant killing 4. John Hartson 5. Football court casesSoccerette: Age 16, 5 foot 4, from Barry (Wales), supports Aston Villa and is called Holly.Soccer Locker: Joe Cole (West Ham)What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: Tim and Helen both danced.Can He Kick It? Guest: Joey Jones (ex Chelsea, Liverpool etc)Could He Kick It? No - the Cat stupidly saved it.