Fans of the Week: Derby.Score in CHiPS: Two.Footballer Guest: Iffy Onoura (Swindon)On the Phone:-John Oster (Everton)-Neil Redfearn (Charlton)-Warren Barton (Newcastle)-Sean Hardy (Leeds kitman)Footballing Phono Nono's1. Fowler/Le Saux war 2. Palace in turmoil 3. Beckham and Simeone 4. Chelsea on for treble 5. Leeds young guns 6. The millenniumSoccerette: Age 22, 5 foot 7, from Sheffield, supports Sheff Utd and is called Amber.Soccer Locker: Michael Ball (Everton)Can He Kick It? Guest: Stan Bowles (ex QPR, Man City etc)Could He Kick It? No - the Cat saved it.